‘You’ve got me an audition for what?’ Freya stared at her agent in disbelief. ‘You are joking aren’t you?’ A neat curlicue of steam issued from her purple nostrils.
Jed Talent hurried across the room and flung open the office window. ‘Unikitty is big time, Freya.’
‘I’m a serious actress,’ Freya huffed. ‘I will not work in some Lego toy spin off.’ She raked a purple-painted talon across the arm of the capacious couch on which she was perched.
‘Sometimes we have to take what we can get, sweetie.’ Jed returned to his leather-upholstered armchair. ‘After your disastrous audition for G.O.T…’
Freya pouted. Her spiky tail began to twitch; the glass-topped coffee table in front of her rattled ominously.
‘Okay, okay.’ Jed held up his hands in surrender. ‘Not Unikitty.’
‘Well?’ Freya’s eyes smoldered. ‘What else have you for me?’
‘Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty?’
‘What’s with the unicorns, Jed? I’m a dragon!’ Freya snorted, issuing a shower of sparks from her nostrils.
Jed eyed the resulting scorch mark on his thick shag pile carpet.
‘You want me to dress up in drag?’
‘Unicorns are where the big-time is at, sweetie.’ Jed ran his fingers through his thinning hair.
‘If that’s the best you can do, I’m finding myself a new agent!’ Freya stood up and swept from the room, her tail overturning the coffee table as she went.
Jed sighed as he watched Freya fly off from his office window, her dazzling blue wings framed against the giant Hollywood letters.
Written in response to Sadje’s What Do You See #12 photo prompt.
Photo credit: Flickr
Read more about Freya’s story in The Audition
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I’m pleased you did! Thanks for stopping by. 🙂
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My pleasure 😊🙂
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Freya may be a dragon, but she’s acting like a bull in a china shop. I like her stating she would be in drag as a unicorn. Nice play on gender of magical creatures. Jez has his hands full. Who’s cleaning up the glass table?
-Well Done Chris-
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I somehow don’t think it’ll be Freya. Maybe there’s an out of work unicorn somewhere in the building?
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If not, it falls on Jez.😊
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fun read, liked it
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I hoped you might, Jude 🙂 Thank you!
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always a pleasure
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Poor Freya, the industry just doesn’t appreciate true dragon talent these days!
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That’s show business!
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Waaaayyy below her dignity… How dare he?
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I think he’s going to regret it!
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Oh, there are secrets in Hollywood… 😉
agents for the fae and dragons! Cool!
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You never quite know what lies beneath…
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[…] via Casting Woes […]
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Fantastic entertaining read!
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Thank you 🙂 I’m pleased you enjoyed my little bit of fun.
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It’s tough breaking in, isn’t it? 😉 Even the most fantastic just can’t seem to quite fit in to become an “it” character.
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Freya’s time will come!
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Adorably written tale. Fits perfectly with the ‘interview’ prompt on Genre Scribes as well..
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Oh gosh, I suppose it does! I have another for that one though 🙂
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I love this! Well done. Thank you!
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Thanks Suzette 🙂
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[…] Chris […]
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Well-done. I love the message and the dialogue.
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Thank you 🙂 – these are such fun, aren’t they?
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You’re welcome, yes 🙂
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This is so much fun. (It was difficult to keep my husband, Jez, out of my head–though, he’d love to know a dragon.)
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I have a feeling there’s another dragon waiting in the wings (pun intended).
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Your story is like a series of pictures in the darkness
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Thanks Michael 🙂
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[…] That’s the second client that movie agent, Jed Talent’s lost already this year! Read what happened in Casting Woes. […]
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I missed this one somehow! Good one!
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I seemed to have got on a bit of a Hollywood theme! Did Foster and Panda go there yet?
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Actually that’s somewhere they haven’t been, and it’s not terribly far from Fresno, relatively speaking! That would make a fun adventure😀
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