Labelled now, that strange old bag
Not all aging is a drag.
No more for you the daily grind
Use purple hair dye, who’s to mind?
Every day is just the same
No need to go out in the rain.
Catch a film, hit the beach
All of a sudden life’s a peach!
Dress for comfort, not for style
That hat you wear stands out a mile.
But come the evening, shut the door
Fill your glass and say, ‘no more’.
The eyes that dim, the ears that strain
The knees that crack, the joints that pain
Time’s the one unbreakable law
And getting old is such a bore!